Man Flu Mutation Crisis BEWARE

It never occurred to me as I a woke early Saturday morning that things may never be the same again.

I a woke to my wife tossing and turning and a feeling that something was not right.

I prompted the question are you OK dear her answer was normal but obviously up set. ‘I think I have toselitus’ Far from a doctor my suspicions arose. Tonsillitis your voice sounds fine maybe a little stiffly but I’m not sure about your diagnosis.

Any way I left her be she was working that day I was not for once I had the Saturday off so I relaxed and went back to sleep and allowed her to proceed to get changed.

Next thing I awoke to a rattle at the door. I had fallen a sleep and by the time my wife had arrived at work her tonsillitis had really set in. And she decided she had to return home to relax and rest.

I went straight to the medical cabinet and got the Manuka Honey. Flavoured Manuka honey this one was. Boysenberry 15 UMF just the thing to kick that nasty tonsillitis in the butt. One tea spoon of this washed down by a glass of filtered water. The results were astounding comments of instant relief. I concluded her comments with the reason of this was that because of the viscosity of the honey if gently laid a a lining around the effected area soothing the throat.

The day went on the comments got worse. Aches and pains, screaming head ache. Back

to the medical nectar-balm-150x150 cabinet I grabbed the Bee Venom Balm and gave her a nice massage to break down any tensions. Again she commented on the instant relief. So again I serenaded her with my knowledge. telling her that bee Venom had been used for centuries to treat such aliments as arthritis, rheumatism, back pain, skin diseases and was just what she need to cure her aches and pains instant relief and it’s also excellent for the skin. Though she nodded silently as she nodded off to sleep.

As she was resting I something occurred to me. I have experienced these symptoms before. The aching head, the aching bones, the sleepless nights and I was sure I had come down with tonsillitis but this was worse. I know this because I tried to explain that I knew how she felt. But she concluded ‘This is worse trust me’!! The poor thing.

She had contracted the dreaded Man Flu.

What was once thought to only effect the Man had now mutated into such a form that the

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susceptible to infection and this case was serious. Something I knew the general antibiotic was no match for, the only cure true known cure was rest, relaxation, and sex. That’s right people sex it may cause only temporary relief but it seemed to do the trick.

It’s funny that any other serious illness and diseases such as man flu, sex would be the last thing on someones mind but this is the big tell tail sign of Man Flu. In such times of genuine fatigue the human body was definitely in a state of agony. A glass of water seemed like a painful marathon. But some how the human body brings on a reserved fuel source to run up the stairs energy for sex. This truly is an amazing survival strategy.

Dating back to the Roman times Man flu has hindered man kind and baffled doctors what seems to be a common cold or a runny shows far greater symptoms and lasts any thing from a couple of days to weeks sometimes even months. And there is no well know cure Manuka honey has show signs of relieving the symptoms in some cases but even this is no match, constant pampering, complete rest research has proven to be the best cure. Clinical tests have proven that people are more likely to contract the dreaded Man Flu during times of stress though other than this very little is know and cases can vary considerably from person.

Beware people and be vigilant for the tell tale signs. This is a very true story based on true life events.

Man flu is mutating and women are now susceptible the world will never be the same again

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